I Knead My Mommy by Francesco Marciuliano

Author:Francesco Marciuliano [Marciuliano Francesco]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Published: 2014-12-26T16:00:00+00:00

Please Stop

I am

I am

I still am

Sigh, yes I am

For a fifth time

That would be me

So I’m begging you

Please stop asking

“Who’s a fuzzy, funny fur face?”

Because you’re sounding less like

A loving pet parent

And more like

The most unprepared job interviewer

on the planet

Looking Good

Lick

Lick

Slobber

Lick

Lick

There

Now all your left arm hairs

Point in the same direction

And glisten

And smell of seafood surprise

And you’re welcome

Now I Know

The first time you clipped my nails

I thought, “This person is a maniac!”

The first time you cleaned my teeth

I thought, “This person is a lunatic!”

The first time you gave me a bath

I thought, “This psychopath must be stopped!”

The first time you lovingly brushed my fur

I thought, “Great

Now I feel guilty

For having shoved all those things

in your mouth while you slept”

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